Guard Pillows

'No problems sir. Everything is secured.'

Soldior has a cat instead of a hat on his head.

Angry Bear meets Grenadier.

Ah the pleasant afternoons King Dunwoody spent in the fields with his famed hunting gnat.

'I've been hired by Bo Peep to look after her sheep: She keeps losing them...'

"No need to feel embarrassed,modom,lots of people have feet your size-policemen,guardsmen,clowns...."

Bashful Royal Guard

"be embarrassed,modom-lots of people have feet your size..."

Soldier Has Fluffy Slippers On.

Prison officers' hospital visit.

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

Burglar pops out to do some shopping.

'Now that's an afro!'

'MY doctor says I don't get out enough!'

'One of his perks was a gated office.'

'I'm on century duty.'

'Friend of foe?'

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"Is it me or have YOU noticed a general decline in standards?"

Boy teasing a guard

"You may approach the giant novelty chair."

"Does this mean I'm out of the loop?"

"Told you we shouldn't list each other as emergence contacts."

"As you can see, he takes his role as guard dog pretty serious."

Guarding the Gates to a Mansion

A Foot Guard being teased by children.

Dignity and Impudence.

Tu Quoque.

Her Majesty's Opera.

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

Horse-guard telling a boy not to hang about.

"What's wrong? You haven't touched your dinner."

Watch Tower strip 5 - Invaders up the wrong hill

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.