Guard Dog Dreamer Gifts

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'Hopefully I'll grow into the dog...'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

PET THEORIES

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Cat king.

Dogs can dream too.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

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The brain of a dog.

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

Keep Off The Hay

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

When Pugs dream.

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

Dog's Loo