Grumpy Fisherman Pillows

'That's me in the fishing boat after 12 hours. The only thing snapping was me.'

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

Grumpy Old Men

'Kids get right up my nose!'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 12

"What don't you understand about 'fetch'?"

'He's in a male 60 panic mode.'

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

'I'll kill that dog of yours.'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 6

Fly Fishing.

Man settled down to a book is irritated that he has a bite

'I see your Alan's got his Christmas face on again.'

Fishing

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

"I'm sitting here going over all my troubles in my mind..."

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

'You're always complaining! What's eating you now?!'

'How did he do that?-I've been after that fish for the last twelve months!'

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

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'If you really must know why you're here, it's because you told one-too-many lies about the size of those fish you caught.'

"I'll have a nice day when I get damn good and ready."

"There's a fine line between love and bait."

'You're ticking me off!'