Grumpy Fisherman Prints

'That's me in the fishing boat after 12 hours. The only thing snapping was me.'

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

Grumpy Old Men

'Kids get right up my nose!'

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'He's in a male 60 panic mode.'

"What don't you understand about 'fetch'?"

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

Man settled down to a book is irritated that he has a bite

'I see your Alan's got his Christmas face on again.'

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

Fly Fishing.

"I'm sitting here going over all my troubles in my mind..."

'I'll kill that dog of yours.'

Fishing

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

'You're always complaining! What's eating you now?!'

'How did he do that?-I've been after that fish for the last twelve months!'

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'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

'If you really must know why you're here, it's because you told one-too-many lies about the size of those fish you caught.'

"There's a fine line between love and bait."

"I'll have a nice day when I get damn good and ready."

'You're ticking me off!'

Man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Your Anniversary?