Grumpy Customer Humorist Pillows

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Grumpy old merry men.

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

'I know how you feel.'

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'Tellers laughing ' 'Can I have my statement?'

'We found your luggage! It went to Buffalo!'

'Self-help books for cynics'

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

'You are through to 24/7 support...our helpline times are between 8am and 7pm.'

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

"Your prayers may be recorded for quality and training purposes and will be answered by the next available deity."

"What's this I hear about you opening an account at another bank?"

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

'Waiter, a café with chairs, tables and two coffees please!'

"Oh, my arthurs a breeder too, contempt mainly!"

"But the good news is that if you get a life threatening illness...then you'd get a decent payout."

"We've had to update our restaurant's motto."

'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...'