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Dark Cloud

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Look man, no wings!'

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Cloud Computing.

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

Postcards from Heaven...

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

Grumpy old merry men.

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

'I guess you could consider it a transfer. We're putting you in the cloud.'

Computing in the Cloud

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

Grumpy Old Men

"Glad to see you Hotchkins... Abernathy must have been the company embezzler!"

"If it weren't for you, we'd have nothing in the cloud."

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'