Growth Chart Enthusiasts Gifts

"And here he is at 4'3", 90 lbs, up from 3'11', 58 lbs in 2014."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Highschool sign.

We learn by doing

"I prefer your early pieces."

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

Two parent snakes measuring the growth pattern of their young one across the wall.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

"Let's talk about your overprotective mother."

"Don't worry, Mom and Dad. I promise to only make mistakes you never made."

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

"He's grown a whole foot since the last time you saw him."

'Requisition a bigger chart.'

"Ambitions... to stand on my own two feet."

"It's not a self-improvement book. It's a how-to-tolerate-those-who-won't-improve-themselves book."

"We're finally seeing growth again! The lawn in front of the building is four centimeters higher than last week!"

Starting School

'I'm not going to use it for anything...I just want to see what it's like to be taller!'

Man to man about man at desk being watered: 'A bit of nurturing and he should grow into the job nicely.'

"You remind me a lot of myself at your age."

'Jane, if you can't resist interjecting reality into your research, this may not be the right think tank for you!'

"Mid-life crisis is so defining - couldn't we just call it 'Puberty - the sequel?"

'Honestly, they grow so quickly these days.'

'Grantz is charting his life based on genetic vs. environmental factors.'

Measuring a girl's height.

How 'Warehouses' have grown over the years

'Oh boy, you've grown alright! Better be careful though: From now on, they won't throw you back...'

'There's no doubt about it -- you're a woman on her way up.'