Growth Aficionado Gifts

So maybe I am an ugly bug, but wait until I emerge from my chrysalis!

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Country Bumpkin.

Bee flying to another flower.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cats and gardens.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"They’re real."

Lawnmower

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Pull the udder one

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"I've seen a tulip before."

'Can he come out and play?'

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'