Growing-up Stories Appreciator Pillows

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

Hot cross buns

Nanki Poo

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

Jack and the Beanie stock.

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

"Without the drone we wouldn't have made it on time!"

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

Tosca discovers Mario Cavaradossi is stabbed

"Pretend you're interested in granddad's old stories and stop calling them reruns."

'Naughty or nice? My lawyer will answer that.'

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

"Whew, am I glad there are more boys than girls in this class!"

'So what was the big deal about raising the debt ceiling?'

"Johnny, strikes out, and will be thinking about this well into his thirties."

'George is on some weird pill...'

Photography store offers wedding and divorce packages.

'Actually I was hoping to meet a knight in shining armour!'

"Nora, do you ever think about the future?"

"I think they were a civilization that celebrated middle age!"

'Hurry up with the ransom note, we haven't much time.'

"God I miss the good old days when you could huff and puff anywhere you damn well pleased."

Ted hits puberty...

Trilby - 'Et maintenant dors, ma mignonne!'

"For me, a confessions is much too autobiographical."

'The bus driver makes your stomach upset? Tell me about it ... he's my husband.'

In retrospect, what I learned is that money is a motivator but it can be too much of a motivator

'No, you may not connect the dots!'