Growing Fruit Pillows

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

"Just be yourself."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

An old man growing berries

Apple Pie Abduction

Ball as water-melon.

Peach flirting with a banana.

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

Conference Pears

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

William Tell

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Lovers dressed as pears

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

'Are they fresh?'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'What do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?'

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

'We're both dyslexic.'

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

Lovers dressed as pears