Growing Confidence Gifts

Hair implants.

They hated me.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Bad hair day!

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

Congratulations on the new you!

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Viola player coming through!"

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Always expect the best

Learning Curve

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"You can do it!"

'Self-esteem class seems to help you.' 'That and mega doses of Prozac!'

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".