Growing Independence Gifts

'I dressed myself.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Cellphone Islands

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

Signing the declaration of independence.

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

Having installed a hydraulically operated wall in their 25-year-old's bedroom...

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

'I find the best way to get them to grow up is to buy them a 1-way ticket to Europe, and let them work their way back.'

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"And since when does being twenty-five and married and living in Dallas excuse you from a family meeting?"

Still living with parents....

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

'It's all right with me if you go out, but you'll have to file a flight plan with your father.'

Lost and loving it!

"My son's a commonwealth - I give him money to be independent."

"You should go freelance like me!"

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."