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Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

You Know You're Old When...

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

"Please feel free to browse."

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

Victorian Pub Scene

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

"I love people-watching."

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

Shy Man at Party

"Did we turn off the stove?"

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

See no evil, hear no evil & speak no evil.

"I have two children by a previous tour."

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

Welcome signs 'Pinefalls, pop 186, plus 3 atheists we don't like to mention'

"Trump is under fire from people with disabilities, immigrants, Nato, European leaders....this just in: Trump is under fire from his own party!"

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

'Look what the neighbors were selling!'

"She could at least act like she wants to be part of the bunch."

'Our cat doesn't do any tricks, but he's pretty tricky.'

Shirtless Congressman Chris Lee Resigns!