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"Did we turn off the stove?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

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'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'I have nobody else to blame but myself so we need to brainstorm.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

Coming to a consensus.

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

Phrenological matrimonial bureau

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

"I love people-watching."

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

"None of us is as smart as all of us.2

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

"You never told me what you thought of 'Wolverine.'" "I was waiting." "For what?" "For the consensus." "My own immediate reaction to any piece of entertainment could be biased. I need to read tweets and posts before I settle on a verdict." "If my view differs too much from the hive mind, it's not valid."

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

"Just as your family means a lot to you, Henderson, power means a lot to me.

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Ms. Smith. Her Daughter.

"At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we shall remember them."

"That said, however, let's go see if she's got any roommates."

"Trump is under fire from people with disabilities, immigrants, Nato, European leaders....this just in: Trump is under fire from his own party!"

Welcome signs 'Pinefalls, pop 186, plus 3 atheists we don't like to mention'

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

'Have you noticed that the gurus get younger every year?'

"OK, has anyone got a better idea?"

"Blame evolution ifyou need to, but it's not my fault if us drones evolved to be lazy and you female bees evolved to be hard working..."

"She could at least act like she wants to be part of the bunch."