Groupie Observer Mugs

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

You Know You're Old When...

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"Please feel free to browse."

Victorian Pub Scene

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

"I love people-watching."

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

Shy Man at Party

"Did we turn off the stove?"

"I have two children by a previous tour."

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

Welcome signs 'Pinefalls, pop 186, plus 3 atheists we don't like to mention'

"Trump is under fire from people with disabilities, immigrants, Nato, European leaders....this just in: Trump is under fire from his own party!"

'Look what the neighbors were selling!'

"He's old money, but, unfortunately, minus the money."

"She could at least act like she wants to be part of the bunch."

'Our cat doesn't do any tricks, but he's pretty tricky.'