Group Dynamic Observers Gifts

Members of the National Nonconformist Society all have the same clothing on.

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

I think it's time he left home.'

What he lacks in ability and experience he makes up in being the chairman's son.

"God help us, it's that guy."

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

Good solution. Now we need a good problem.

Stable boys and Scottsman

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Thanks for coming. Now, let's see if we can bring this negotiation to closure.'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

"The marketing department says it's my turn to kick the ball."

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

"Excuse me, aren't you a cat?"

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

"Have you considered that your anger has something to do with the company you keep?"

Alexander Schallenberg

'So what if people are watching you. Aren't you also looking at them?'