Group Dynamic Observers Pillows

Members of the National Nonconformist Society all have the same clothing on.

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

I think it's time he left home.'

What he lacks in ability and experience he makes up in being the chairman's son.

"God help us, it's that guy."

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

Good solution. Now we need a good problem.

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

Stable boys and Scottsman

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Thanks for coming. Now, let's see if we can bring this negotiation to closure.'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"The marketing department says it's my turn to kick the ball."

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

"Excuse me, aren't you a cat?"

Alexander Schallenberg

"Sandy, could you step in here and put my feet back down on the floor, please?"

'So what if people are watching you. Aren't you also looking at them?'

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

"Did we turn off the stove?"

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."