Group Dynamic Observer Gifts

"He's old money, but, unfortunately, minus the money."

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

"She could at least act like she wants to be part of the bunch."

"He doesn't belong to a minority."

"This position has become very important to the company."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

What he lacks in ability and experience he makes up in being the chairman's son.

I think it's time he left home.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

Good solution. Now we need a good problem.

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

Stable boys and Scottsman

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Thanks for coming. Now, let's see if we can bring this negotiation to closure.'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

"The marketing department says it's my turn to kick the ball."

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

"Excuse me, aren't you a cat?"

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."