Group Activity Lover Gifts

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

I drive, therefore I am.

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

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'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Love chair

Meeting in Progress.

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

Kids' energy levels

Christmas reunions!

A Man mixing up his sports.

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

"I provided the comic relief and said all the right things like 'Yee haw!' And 'You got that right, boss!' . . . But he ditched me anyway!"

The Gardener's Calendar: February - This is often a wet month so spike your lawns all over to improve drainage.

Group hug.

"I think I speak for all of us."

'Fore!' [thinks] 'Ow! I'll bet that hurt!'

'I see you're admiring my gnome Chomsky.'

'I was so shocked when I was born... I couldn't talk for a year.'

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

The end is near! There's one crazy lemming in every crowd, isn't there?

Dog slides down banister

Rugby scrum.

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

"It's nice to get out of the house and yell at my kids somewhere else for a change."

'It's Mom...are you here?'

"I'm just worried that I've let myself become a follower."

This is Mort Park with breaking news. According to this reporter's secret source … Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell … secretly … watches Dr. Pimple Popper. Scandal!

"I do enjoy group activities."

"Fun-sponge."

"Of course contributing to Sally's wedding gift is strictly voluntary...naturally I'llave to list you as not contributing on the company website!"

"I don't know about you, but I'd be willing to pitch in for a new contact lens."