Groundhog Gigglers Prints

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

"It doesn't work on geese."

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

Ghost Playing Cello

Spiritualist Society Parking

"Yes, David, this day I do see a shadow. But it is the shadow of regret- of the rodent I could have been- yea, the haunting shadow of my own mortality."

Groundhog Day

'I'm sorry, but you're just too tall to make it in the ballet world.'

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'