Galactic Gigglers Prints

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

It turns out they don't go together so well,

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Giggle.

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupididy' and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein. Our colleague and I were going to debate, with me arguing the universe is finite and he's arguing that it's infinite. But he pulled out saying the debate organizers are biased against his position. He didn't believe they were simply advising folks to arrive early when they said "space is limited."

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

Black Hole Corks

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

Search for Extraterrestrial Life. Ernie is working on a theory that alien life forms avoid the Milky Way galaxy because they're lactose intolerant.

The Big A** Theory

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

The First Supper