Galactic Giggler Prints

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Just moments before the Big Bang...

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"We've been up here for two weeks, and NOW you choose to tell me about the urine pipe attachment?"

"You have the most eyes I have ever seen."

"Bad news, Sol - you've got planets...!"

Black Hole Corks

"It's sad to see that my old pal from the solar system is no longer with us..."

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"It's boring up here. The moon just has no atmosphere."

"We did a worst-case scenario of that asteroid hitting our planet."

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Spacewalkin' with a squirrel in your pants.

Dr. McWit ponders the Big Bag theory for Creation of the Universe.

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

Obscure Constellations

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

"Lady Jar-Jar."

Have a sip of the fresh moon juice

"Jensen, look life on Venus!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Clown God

Get on with it!

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Fancy a pint?

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'