Groundbreaking Ceremony T-Shirts

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Joe Biden

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

A Reasonable Time for Concern

Beware of the Legislation

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

The new president to the rescue.

The Art of the Possible

Swing without a tree

Oscars

Biden presidency

New Mandate - Gun Control, Immigration Reform, Jobs, End of War, and Health Reform.

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Notre Dame Phoenix

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

America's New Dawn

"This goes to our Most Aggressive Defender and, ironicall, first person ever to foul out of an awards banquet..."

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

President Bush's inauguration.

Francois Hollande

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

Rhino Wine, Not good until 2025.

Construction in 2022

The First Family

The final stage of grief is acceptance. And the inevitable long and rambling acceptance speech.