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Robert Drake

The Jeopardy of Progress

Cimafunk

Chano Pozo,

Ginger Baker.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Dance.

The Music Lover.

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Forest Management

Bricklayers in goal.

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

Save the tree.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Captain, can you come to the transporter room please?!"

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"It's your turn, kid."

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

Trumpets Green

Football Thinker

"Apologies, sir. The mansion is haunted by Randy, the master's late spaniel."

How's My Jiving?

Diplo

Dancing.

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

Julen Lopetegui Agote

'I just can't believe that Humans could have evolved from us...'

"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

Dancing

The DJ