Grocery Store Hero T-Shirts

Don't be a jerk, Bob – Take the cart back to the corral.

Dad Trophies

Biker chopper shopper

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

Shoppers of Mystery.

"Your orders are burning up the system. I love it!"

Die-hard soccer moms.

Free Range / Deranged

'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'

Bobsleigh practice.

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.

Supermarket customer types.

Nasty Accident.

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

No Scooter Joy Riding!

"I said bring back a tin o'tuna, you big dope!"

'Well isn't it ironic that we come all this way for fresh meat, and only stuff we find is deep-frozen?'

"I been to CVS, Whole Foods, Duane Reade, Stop & Shop, Safeway, Walgreens, Publix, Star Market, WinCo, Wegman's, Trader Joe's, Post Office..."

Market. Last night I spilled broth on my store discount clipping for mustard. There's soup on your Poupon coupon!

Foods that are bad for you. Foods that are really bad for you.

'You could help save the environment by eating it all here.'

Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse.

The new Candy-B-Gone blinders made Tina's shopping trips much easier.

"Head office told our boss to speed up the checkout process...but he misinterpreted and sped up the conveyor belt instead."

"I've got a teenage son!"

"My milk is gonna spoil if I stand here any longer."

"It's like we're living in a banana republic, only without the bananas."

'Are you over 18 stone?'

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

Hole Foods

Breakfast cereal..Healthy option...crap option.

"Gee, I really like this one, too!"

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