Grocery Shopping Comedians Pillows

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

'The stuff legends are made of'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

Low income vampires.

Free Range / Deranged

Self Checkout

That was 16 items.

"I say my dear, would you pass me some ice please - the fresh stuff, not that frozen rubbish."

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'

New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

Hand baskets only lane in hell.

'Well, it all tastes like the same old crap to me,'

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

'We're out of peanut butter.'

'Well isn't it ironic that we come all this way for fresh meat, and only stuff we find is deep-frozen?'

'This could be a new record!'

Woman in frozen food isle see a sign: TV Dinners over a case, the dinners are marked CABLE, Dish, Analog.

Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.

Foods that are bad for you. Foods that are really bad for you.

Organic Broccoli. . . Pimped Out Broccoli.

Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse.

The Shopped Elsewhere: 'They take their loyalty card scheme very seriously at this supermarket.'

"Head office told our boss to speed up the checkout process...but he misinterpreted and sped up the conveyor belt instead."

"I never use the Express Lane. I like to keep my money a little longer."

'Are you over 18 stone?'

Potted meats section.

Greengrocer selling rotten fruit for a political rally.

"My milk is gonna spoil if I stand here any longer."

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

'One case of body wash. Will there be anything else?