Grocery Glamour Prints

"It makes me feel better about myself."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Whatever he's eating.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

Stand back - while I whip something up

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

"Instead of string beans, can I get brains?"

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

Venus Fly Trap

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

'My broker advises me to have the pork bellies.'

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

"Red wine with fish? Do you take me as some kind of a monster?!"

"I'm a little disappointed. Tastes fine, but not very photogenic."

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

"What do you mean, 'No hot pastrami'? What kind of heaven do you call this?"

"Bag for life?"

You complimented the chef on his dumplings-now he wishes to return the compliments!

'My New Year's resolution is to eat more fruits and vegetables.'

Vlad the Impaler - the Later Years

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'