Grocery Aisle Philosopher Mugs

Start their day with a dose of humor and wisdom—our grocery aisle philosopher mugs are perfect for sparking thoughtful conversations over coffee or tea.

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"The chicken came first. Check the expiration date."

"The chicken came first. Check the expiration date." mockup

"The chicken came first. Check the expiration date." mockup

"The chicken came first. Check the expiration date." mockup

"The chicken came first. Check the expiration date." mockup

"The chicken came first. Check the expiration date."

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'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.' mockup

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.' mockup

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.' mockup

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.' mockup

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

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"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong." mockup

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong." mockup

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong." mockup

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong." mockup

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

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"I shop, therefore I am."

"I shop, therefore I am." mockup

"I shop, therefore I am." mockup

"I shop, therefore I am." mockup

"I shop, therefore I am." mockup

"I shop, therefore I am."

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'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.' mockup

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.' mockup

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.' mockup

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.' mockup

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

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The Origins of Everything

The Origins of Everything mockup

The Origins of Everything mockup

The Origins of Everything mockup

The Origins of Everything mockup

The Origins of Everything

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'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.' mockup

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.' mockup

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.' mockup

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.' mockup

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

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Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can. mockup

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can. mockup

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can. mockup

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can. mockup

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

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Only One Item or Fewer.

Only One Item or Fewer. mockup

Only One Item or Fewer. mockup

Only One Item or Fewer. mockup

Only One Item or Fewer. mockup

Only One Item or Fewer.

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"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle." mockup

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle." mockup

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle." mockup

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle." mockup

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

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Avocado Timeline

Avocado Timeline mockup

Avocado Timeline mockup

Avocado Timeline mockup

Avocado Timeline mockup

Avocado Timeline

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"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!" mockup

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!" mockup

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!" mockup

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!" mockup

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

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'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.' mockup

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.' mockup

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.' mockup

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.' mockup

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

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"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil." mockup

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil." mockup

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil." mockup

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil." mockup

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

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'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!' mockup

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!' mockup

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!' mockup

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!' mockup

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

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"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!" mockup

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!" mockup

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!" mockup

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!" mockup

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

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"I've been a chef for far too long...."

"I've been a chef for far too long...." mockup

"I've been a chef for far too long...." mockup

"I've been a chef for far too long...." mockup

"I've been a chef for far too long...." mockup

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

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"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?" mockup

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?" mockup

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?" mockup

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?" mockup

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

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"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?" mockup

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?" mockup

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?" mockup

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?" mockup

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

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He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again. mockup

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again. mockup

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again. mockup

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again. mockup

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

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'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.' mockup

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.' mockup

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.' mockup

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.' mockup

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

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Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends. mockup

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends. mockup

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends. mockup

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends. mockup

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

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'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?' mockup

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?' mockup

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?' mockup

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?' mockup

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

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'Why make the cake? If he's the Creationist you say he is, he'll prefer you bought it ready made.'

'Why make the cake? If he's the Creationist you say he is, he'll prefer you bought it ready made.' mockup

'Why make the cake? If he's the Creationist you say he is, he'll prefer you bought it ready made.' mockup

'Why make the cake? If he's the Creationist you say he is, he'll prefer you bought it ready made.' mockup

'Why make the cake? If he's the Creationist you say he is, he'll prefer you bought it ready made.' mockup

'Why make the cake? If he's the Creationist you say he is, he'll prefer you bought it ready made.'

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'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.' mockup

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.' mockup

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.' mockup

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.' mockup

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

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It's crème brûlée, Julia. It doesn't have a subtext.

It's crème brûlée, Julia. It doesn't have a subtext. mockup

It's crème brûlée, Julia. It doesn't have a subtext. mockup

It's crème brûlée, Julia. It doesn't have a subtext. mockup

It's crème brûlée, Julia. It doesn't have a subtext. mockup

It's crème brûlée, Julia. It doesn't have a subtext.

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"That's your separation anxiety? When the oil separates in your all-natural peanut butter?"

"That's your separation anxiety? When the oil separates in your all-natural peanut butter?" mockup

"That's your separation anxiety? When the oil separates in your all-natural peanut butter?" mockup

"That's your separation anxiety? When the oil separates in your all-natural peanut butter?" mockup

"That's your separation anxiety? When the oil separates in your all-natural peanut butter?" mockup

"That's your separation anxiety? When the oil separates in your all-natural peanut butter?"

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'I can dish it out, but I can't take it.'

'I can dish it out, but I can't take it.' mockup

'I can dish it out, but I can't take it.' mockup

'I can dish it out, but I can't take it.' mockup

'I can dish it out, but I can't take it.' mockup

'I can dish it out, but I can't take it.'

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"Who's next?" mockup

"Who's next?" mockup

"Who's next?" mockup

"Who's next?" mockup

"Who's next?"

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'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.' mockup

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.' mockup

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.' mockup

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.' mockup

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

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Food Blog mockup

Food Blog mockup

Food Blog mockup

Food Blog mockup

Food Blog

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'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry' mockup

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry' mockup

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry' mockup

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry' mockup

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

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"My years of silent seething hasn't had the impact I'd hoped"

"My years of silent seething hasn't had the impact I'd hoped" mockup

"My years of silent seething hasn't had the impact I'd hoped" mockup

"My years of silent seething hasn't had the impact I'd hoped" mockup

"My years of silent seething hasn't had the impact I'd hoped" mockup

"My years of silent seething hasn't had the impact I'd hoped"

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"Remember...the way to a person's heart is through their stomach!"

"Remember...the way to a person's heart is through their stomach!" mockup

"Remember...the way to a person's heart is through their stomach!" mockup

"Remember...the way to a person's heart is through their stomach!" mockup

"Remember...the way to a person's heart is through their stomach!" mockup

"Remember...the way to a person's heart is through their stomach!"

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Grocery Aisle Philosopher Mugs Collection

Grocery Aisle Philosopher Pillows

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