Grit Champion Pillows

"School of hard knocks"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

100k Desert Crawl

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

Zimmer Frame in Winter

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

Santa Self Esteem.

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

"I'm stuffed. Why do I always eat so much. "

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

How come you never take any of my ideas seriously? I'm a marketing genius. I have a long track record of attracting business in both the residential and commercial sectors. What? When? Where? I've generated hundreds of billions of simoleans in the last 24 years. Wait ... Are you taking about Sim City"? Everything I touch turns to solid gold!

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

"Terrible, I couldn't fall asleep no matter how hard I tried."

"Even our job has its own small mercies."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life - but relax! So is tomorrow!'

"Not many swords in tonight..."

'That's where they go to lick their wounds.'

'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'

"O.K., Peter, time to go."

'I come here when I want to sit and reflect.'

"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "

A mouse searches for his television and easy chair in a maze.

'Get some ice! His ego is swollen!'

'He wasn't worried about the insect on his jacket, he just brushed it off.'