Grit Champion Pillows

"School of hard knocks"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

100k Desert Crawl

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

Zimmer Frame in Winter

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

Santa Self Esteem.

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

"Terrible, I couldn't fall asleep no matter how hard I tried."

"I'm stuffed. Why do I always eat so much. "

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

"Not many swords in tonight..."

"Even our job has its own small mercies."

'That's where they go to lick their wounds.'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life - but relax! So is tomorrow!'

"O.K., Peter, time to go."

'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'

'I come here when I want to sit and reflect.'

"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "

A mouse searches for his television and easy chair in a maze.

'Get some ice! His ego is swollen!'

'He wasn't worried about the insect on his jacket, he just brushed it off.'

'I hear your wife got another 1st in the knitting contest.'