Grin Enforcer Pillows

"Sharpen my teeth! I'm a linebacker!"

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Curious and curiouser."

Doug Kenney

"My people will get back to your people."

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

'I have a taser! Step away from the lightning-rod, please.'

'...A vehicle clocked at more than 1,800 miles per hour!'

Boy caught by a policeman

'I said to recite the alphabet. You may not google it!'

"You're my top enforcer, Donahue, but I have to let you go. The word on the street is cultural appropriation."

Cheshire Cat - The later years

Shark with false teeth.

Cop painting with 'NYPD Blue'

"Thought so - you didn't wipe your feet!"

"Have you seen Meredith? She just got her braces off."

'You don't know how long I've wanted to say this: I'm ruling you out of order, Mr. Roberts.'

"He's learning to stop and search himself."

Fashion police

"It's like home from home in here. The rules and regulations are very similar."

"Incontinence Hotline - can you hold please...?"

'Merry Christmas.'

'He forgot to fix his divots, he plays too slow and he left a beer can on the course. He knew this was a tough country club when he joined.'

Umm huh....umm huh...just one more security question: what's your mother's maiden name?

Cricket umpire with pile of helmets.

"Shouldn't you be in Youth Detention Centre?"

Social Distancing: Six Foot Apart Or Six Foot Under. . . Your Choice.

Stop looking guilty! You haven't done anything! Just act normal!