Grimm Groupie Pillows

Happy Graduation

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Dynamite little combo

Liam Gallagher.

Hansel and Gretal

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Internet Cafe.

Robert Schumann

Don't You Dare Stand in the Way of Me Standing in My Own Way

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

'I'm with the band.'

Nick Cave.

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

ABBA

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

"You're dragging the beat."

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

Covid Boarding Pass

Eric Clapton

Victoria Beckham

"I'd like a table near the band please."

"I have two children by a previous tour."

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

'And that's the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, according to the Brothers Grimm.'

"Watch out! You almost got me!"

Dancing with death.