Grim Reaper Dodger Gifts

"[Treehouse conference call]"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

Vaccinating Death

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

Covid-19 reaper

"I now represent both death and taxes."

Hi again

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

Vernon has a Floss with Death

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Why the missing face?

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

'Is it bad news, doctor?'

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"

Operation/Grim Reaper

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

It's called a scythe

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

"Come on - let me guess again."

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

"You may need to seek professional help."

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'