Grim Muse Mugs

Death tally

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Someone to see you!"

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

Covid Boarding Pass

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

'Mind if I check the expiration date on that milk?'

'You wanted a second opinion?'

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

"You took your time!"

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

Grim Reaper on a desert island

"That wasn't very funny!"

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

'Thanks for all your hard work.'

The Last Powerpoint

Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.

Grim Warning

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

"Yes, there is a chance you'll be alive in six months... If there really is such a thing as reincarnation."

"Let 'em say what they will about you guys...you're the only dudes I can always count on to be there for me."

America's really racking up those frequent dier miles.

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.