Grim Muse Mugs

Death tally

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Someone to see you!"

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

'Mind if I check the expiration date on that milk?'

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

Covid Boarding Pass

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

'You wanted a second opinion?'

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

Grim Reaper on a desert island

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

"You took your time!"

"That wasn't very funny!"

The Last Powerpoint

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

"Yes, there is a chance you'll be alive in six months... If there really is such a thing as reincarnation."

Grim Warning

"Hey! I knew I could depend on you two!"

America's really racking up those frequent dier miles.

Grim Reaper in trainers.

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.