Grill Master In Love With Upscale Dining T-Shirts

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Counting ribs

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Steak Ted?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

Desert Island BBQ

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Filet minion

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

His New Grillfriend

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'