Grief Jester Pillows

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Drunk Barber

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'Grief counselling'

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Dec. 26

NSA is coming to town.

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"On your previous visit you were describing how you were unable to express grief at the death of your first dog, Ranger. Please continue."

'I'm not saying that global warming is a reality...'

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

Trump the Jester

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

'Touching.'

"Mum, I think Grandad's run out of batteries."

Watering a plant in the rain.

Dead & Breakfast.

Christmas Newspapers

"Here, try this anti-dandruff fertiliser my gardener recommended."

How Clowns Find Their Inner Peace.