Grief Explorers Gifts

Former Survivalist

"Thank you for helping me grieve."

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Postwar is hell."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Mood Swings.

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

"What a sad species humans are!"

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

Couple

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Bring your problems to work day.

"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

A psychic mows the lawn.

'What's the point of suffering from depression if nobody notices?'

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

Unhappy clown.

"I assure you I do appreciate what you're feeling."

'I don't know, doc. I'm okay. It's just that I don't feel as happy as a clam.'

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

"Ten years of therapy, and finally I’ve managed to replace my rage addiction with sarcasm."

'I don't think you're trying hard enough to look at things from the sinner's perspective, Reverend.'

Dr. Kapuchnik, what's the difference between tears of joy and tears of despair? About 100 dollars an hour.