Grief Explorer Gifts

Losing a loved one is never easy. The trick is to make it look easy.

Woman dancing on a grave - 'We all express our grief in different ways...'

"How about something nice for his ashes?"

"You're not even listening, are you?!"

"Oh my God, mother! That is, like, so passive-aggressive!"

"On your previous visit you were describing how you were unable to express grief at the death of your first dog, Ranger. Please continue."

"You're still with me every day, Mom. Please stop."

"Your funeral program. Y'know . . . for whenever."

'So he finally died then.'

'Come on - cry, this is meant to be the saddest day of your life.'

Edward Rauh, Auctioneer: Going, going, gone!

"I wanted you to calm down. But not that calm ... or that far down."

"You said that there were a lot of things you hadn't said to your husband before he died. Well you will be able to soon...."

'I just couldn't bear to be without Floyd. So I had him stuffed!'

"You can see my childhood here."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Postwar is hell."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Large Emoticon Collider

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."