Gridiron T-rex Enthusiasts Gifts

Early Football

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Batman's Baby

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Procrastinators Incorporated

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

Geekasaurus.

"You're back! You're really back...!"

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

"I hate when this happens."

Santa Enjoys Venison.

Birth of a superhero

Once reintroduced back into the wild, most linebackers quickly adjust, forming packs and regaining hunting instincts that had lain dormant in captivity.

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'A four-leaf clover! They say it brings luck!'

Ethics committee - 'All right - who stole my gavel?'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

To the Batmobile!

College Football

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

The AdRams Family no.8 - Boy sent out of his room for punishment

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

DIVORCE COURT, 'What? -- You hid the remote during the SUPERBOWL!'