Gridiron T-rex Enthusiasts Gifts

Early Football

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

Geekasaurus.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"I hate when this happens."

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

Santa Enjoys Venison.

Birth of a superhero

Once reintroduced back into the wild, most linebackers quickly adjust, forming packs and regaining hunting instincts that had lain dormant in captivity.

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Ethics committee - 'All right - who stole my gavel?'

'A four-leaf clover! They say it brings luck!'

College Football

The AdRams Family no.8 - Boy sent out of his room for punishment

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

To the Batmobile!

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'