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'... and I almost want to thank my pharmacist.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Breakthrough

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

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Strive to win!

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Happy Champion

Chris Froome

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Hollywood or bust!

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

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'Something that'll get me googled,'

'We're in a hurry.'

As Seen On TV

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Signing cage.

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

The weight of winning gold.

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'Quick! Play dead!'

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

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