Gridiron Dreamer Pillows

'I think I can...'

Midnight in Minnesota

The Amazing Man-Spider

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Super Heroes.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Midnight Basketball

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

Baseball Dreams

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

The Rivalry Begins

You're my Statue of Liberty

Not The Real Me

Big Football

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

Football Bomb

Superhero

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Penalty

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'