Gridiron Dreamer Mugs

'I think I can...'

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

'There's a rumour we're all going to be released and forced to join the NFL.'

Midnight in Minnesota

The Amazing Man-Spider

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Super Heroes.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Midnight Basketball

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

"You're home early, dear..." "I had a tailwind.."

Baseball Dreams

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

So close... Yet so far.

Superman's laundry

The Rivalry Begins

Football Bomb

Not The Real Me

You're my Statue of Liberty

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

Big Football

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Superhero

Penalty

'I can just see him twenty years down the road pitching for the Giants.'

Unemployment Office. Apply Here. What type of hourly waage were you thinking about? The pro-baseball type!

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"