Greyhound Racing Prints

'Again with the chasing? This is like some kind of bad dream.'

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

'Fiver on the rabbit, please.'

Skipping Horse

A day at the races

Agility God

A day at the transgenic races

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

High Riders of the Old West

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"That's just not the real me."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'