Greyhound Racing Pillows

'Again with the chasing? This is like some kind of bad dream.'

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

'Fiver on the rabbit, please.'

Skipping Horse

A day at the races

A day at the transgenic races

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

Agility God

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

High Riders of the Old West

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Gentlemen Riders

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

First past the post.

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"That's just not the real me."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'