Grenade Enthusiast Pillows

'If he walks anyone else, pull the pin on this thing and throw it back to him.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Progress?

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Bang!"

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

The Lawman

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Gun Ego

"Hon, where's the butter?"

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'