Greeting Innovator T-Shirts

Foot tap

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Let's not go by the book.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"What's a patent?"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I told you it would be useful.'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

'Can our software do that?'

Empty box of ideas

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Eureka!

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Creative department

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Early cyborg.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"It's o.k., come on out."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

Sport Utility Boot.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'