
"I miss handshakes"
Celebrate the charm of greeting customs with our fun and witty t-shirts—ideal for anyone who enjoys making a warm and entertaining impression.
"I miss handshakes"
"Happy St Patrick’s Day"
Happy Easter
We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!
Cat Reunion
Thank you bubbles
"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"
Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.
"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."
The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.
'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'
Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),
'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'
Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.
'Arghhh! He's got no face!'
"Yes, it's good to see you again too! But all I did was go to the mailbox!"
"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"
Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.
Husband / Wife / On The Side
Thanks For Not Firing Me Cards
I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!
I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.
"Write 'Get back to work, Simmons!' Sign it 'Warmly, Mr. Johnson' and 'P.S. get well.'"
"I don't think she's this happy to be turning fifty."
Greeting Cards
'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'
2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."
'Are you sure you're not wearing anything you bought overseas?'
Mother's Day cards
'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'
'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'
Parp!
"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."
Have a cool yule!
"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."
Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever greetings and customs—bring humor and warmth to every coffee break.
Visit our pillows section for cozy, greeting-themed designs—perfect for creating a welcoming atmosphere at home.
Browse our cheerful prints that capture the spirit of greeting customs—ideal for brightening any wall with humor and harmony.