Greetings T-Shirts

"Cursed To Live In HowdyTown."

"You were supposed to touch knuckles, not give him the elbow!"

'A get will quick boom-a-gram for the patient in room 83!'

Hi! -Lo!

Blank Christmas Card

"Your knuckles are bruised and callused."

"I guess the fist bump as a greeting isn't quite confrontational enough these days."

Polite Greetings

Balloons!

'Sorry, I only do traditional handshakes.'

A tout a l'heure!

'C'mon - Now that we walk upright, we can do FIST BUMPS!'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Mass-produced Christmas card: 'Dear friend, family member, colleague, or acquaintance. Wishing you a very Happy Christmas!' - 'Signed with a legal and socially acceptable amount of affection based upon...'

Hello!

'G'Day!'

Yo yo.

Bonjour!

See? People don't shaky anymore, Mark, they fist-bump.

"Be prepared when you meet Mr. Henderson. He gives hugs."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Welcome to the Team

Happy Easter

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Cat Reunion

Thank you bubbles

"Mum, I got the job!"

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."