Greeting Card Gauntlet Navigator Mugs

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Missing You.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

Reindeer

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Cards Galore.

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

Get well. Get down.

'If she doesn't get well do I get a refund?'

'I helped write the new tax code and even I don't understand it.'

Greetings!

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

Greeting Cards

"He's in a critical condition"

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

A dinosaur looks into a mailbox

You are here.

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

Greetings Cards - Get Worse Soon

Nicky had a feeling that they had missed the turn off for Route 66 and somehow ended up on Route 69.