Greenwich Village Enthusiast Pillows

"A village did raise him. But, of course, it was Greenwich Village."

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

A bit of Newlyn.

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"Get the flock out of here!"

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Sketchy Neighborhood

"I think Maurice has gone feral."

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

"Hey, I like this town!"

'How very Putney!'

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A town in the middle ages.

'A small village outside Budapest -February 16, 1407. The origin of life as we know it...'

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

How very Colliers Wood

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

'Oh dear, we forgot to invite the Woods.'

Unseemly/Unaffordable

"It looks like another chain store has moved into the village."

'How very Teddington!'

"Parking isn't a problem here Sir, we're all tradionally skilled at car theft"