Greens Supporter Pillows

"There's a rubber dinghy in front! Probably full of German economic refugees again..."

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'This is the last time we let cartoonists have a say in the 'aviation policy.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

Zero emission vehicles

Festive Recycling

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

Stress

The society against the belief that man is responsible for more and more floods, fires etc...

"Our target is to reach net zero by 2035."

A dilemma for an environmentalist.

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need to eat more greens.'

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."

'Oh yes, Miss Strict Vegetarian!'

'I thought you were supposed to spend green stuff.'

Fred walks into a salad bar on the wrong side of the tracks.

"You doing ok, Panda?"

"If he was holding up play, we'd call it 'justified homicide'"

'This is Green Peace! Throw out your refrigerant and come out with your hands up.'

'I haven't played here for eight months.' - 'You won't recognize the course now it's almost healed up.'

'I don't like bacon bits on my salad...'

''Kale'? - Did we join the Vegetable of the Month Club or something?'